Plenty of good examples from the forum include:
Noards
The bits of wall behind a radiator that never get painted.
Great Knowley
One whose sole contribution to society is watching repeats of Eggheads all day and being a pub know-all in the evening. The worst kind of smartarse.
Little Knowley
An eight-year-old Countdown champion. The second worst kind of smartarse.
Pirnmil
I small system of shafts and gears typically found within the engines and other apparatus of ocean liners built between 1940 and 1965.
Poughkeepsie
The person who initiates and then commentates upon another person's colonic irrigation.
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